Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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