Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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