We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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