A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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