Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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