This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
