Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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