Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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