Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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