just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
third nipple confirmed
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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