The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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