Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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