I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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