the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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