You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
