Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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