I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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