I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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