pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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