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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels

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• (310): View more from California

  the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.

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• (718): View more from New York

  all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you

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• (239): View more from Florida

  No I am not eating basil off your cock

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (760): View more from California

  PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.

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• (510): View more from California

  Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music

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