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• (760): View more from California

  Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.

  (912): View more from Georgia

  What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?

  (760): View more from California

  I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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• (754): View more from Florida

  I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.

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  ahaha ok

  (708): View more from Illinois

  let's call it "werewolfing"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.

  (971): View more from Oregon

  Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.

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