there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music