accomplished twins. life is a go
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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