Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
So. Much. Porn.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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