okay pat passed out under dana's car
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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