Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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