How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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