turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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