I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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