ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
