i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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