oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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