When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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