you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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