Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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