Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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