what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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