you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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