May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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