Small penises have feelings too.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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