Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
did you just send me my own nude
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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