I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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