The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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