You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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