Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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