I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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