where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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