Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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