i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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