great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
this hospital has no fireball
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
