While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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