Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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