we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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