He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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