If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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