And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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