okay pat passed out under dana's car
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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